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  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  • Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger: ’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
  • You: hey
  • You: I’m
  • You: a
  • Stranger: how’s ur day?
  • You: oh shit should i begin??? my day was WEIRD
  • Stranger: why
  • You: well it’s a long story
  • You: d oyou really want to here it or no?
  • Stranger: yes , i want to
  • You: ok well pull up a chair…
  • You: here it goes
  • Stranger: ok
  • You: well today I worked until 4pm…
  • You: I got off and planned on seeing my gf at her place
  • You: I got in my car though and decided I would go to the 7/11 on the way to get something to drink
  • Stranger: okay
  • You: big mistake
  • Stranger: why
  • You: when I got there I got out of the car and noticed so weird people
  • You: a couple actually
  • You: a wigger guy and his slutty girlfriend
  • You: so I noticed this couple in the 7/11 chatting away LOUDLY talking about how the girl’s father almost got killed the other day
  • You: apparently someone is out to get her and her family
  • Stranger: okay
  • You: so anyway while listening to that interesting conversation I got my drink, payed and started to pay
  • You: I noticed the couple went outside and was just standing there
  • You: I started to leave and go to my car when I heard the wigger guy yell, “hey come here for a second”
  • You: this is were it gets interesting
  • You: I think he was yelling to someone else of course, I’ve never seen ths guy before
  • You: so I just start walking away
  • You: but he yells again, this time I look back and he waves me towards him
  • Stranger: qoq
  • Stranger: wow
  • You: I was like…..wtf……but i decided to see what he wanted
  • You: so I went over there and the dude says, “hey man, you got a car right?? can you give me and my girl here a ride?”
  • You: of course I said no
  • You: I start walking away but the guy is persistent
  • Stranger: u should say no!
  • You: he’s like, “come on man”
  • You: I just igonre him…
  • You: but I’m getting into my car when he comes from behind me and starts to talk to me more
  • You: he says, “i’m not stupid you know”
  • You: “I know who you are”
  • You: I was confused
  • You: I told him I’ve never seen him before…
  • You: He says, “yeah fucking right, you’re Brian, Joey’s brother. I know who you are.”
  • You: huuh???
  • You: I do not have a brother and my name is definitely not brian
  • Stranger: and
  • You: I decide these people are not worth my time so I decide to get into my car
  • You: but the wigger dude trys and punch me! no lie!
  • You: I dodge his weak as puch and puch him square in the nose/mouth
  • You: punch*\
  • You: I swear to god… that guys noce EXPLODED with blood
  • You: I hit that sucker hard
  • You: anyway
  • You: he started to run around crying about what I did to him…. he was holding is nose, his hands were full of blood
  • Stranger: wow
  • You: then I realized what his gf was doing…..she was on her phone, calling the cops
  • You: I got kinda nervous
  • You: I looked down and saw loose teeth on the ground….omg
  • You: I decided to leave, this was too much
  • You: I went back to my house, I decided not to go see my gf
  • You: when I got home my mom was there
  • You: she could see something was wrong….so she asked what was wrong..
  • You: so I told her…
  • You: she got kinda upset, she was confused on why I left the scene, she said it was self defense. I shouldn’t have anything to worry about
  • You: she also said this…
  • You: you’re moving with auntie and uncle in bel-air!!
  • You: I whistled for a cab
  • You: and when it come near
  • Stranger: um
  • You: the license plates said fresh and there was dice in the mirror
  • You: if anything
  • You: I’d say this cab was rare
  • You: But I thought forget it
  • You: Yo homes to Bel-Air!!!!!!
  • You: I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8
  • You: and yelled to the cabbie
  • You: “yo homes, smell ya later”
  • You: I looked at my kingdom
  • You: I was finally there
  • You: to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
  • You: END
  • Stranger: thanks for sharing
  • You: you like it?
  • Stranger: yes
  • You: cool, so how was your day?
  • Stranger: nothing special
  • Stranger: lol
  • You: ohreally
  • You: well you could just make up an outragous story and call it your day
  • You: are you chinese?
  • Stranger: yeah
  • Stranger: how do u know
  • You: case closed
  • You have disconnected.

Source: omeglex.com

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