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I went down on my boyfriend one night after drinking. the next morning he goes...
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger: ’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: how’s ur day?
You: oh shit should i begin??? my day was WEIRD
You: well it’s a long story
You: d oyou really want to here it or no?
Stranger: yes , i want to
You: ok well pull up a chair…
You: here it goes
You: well today I worked until 4pm…
You: I got off and planned on seeing my gf at her place
You: I got in my car though and decided I would go to the 7/11 on the way to get something to drink
You: big mistake
You: when I got there I got out of the car and noticed so weird people
You: a couple actually
You: a wigger guy and his slutty girlfriend
You: so I noticed this couple in the 7/11 chatting away LOUDLY talking about how the girl’s father almost got killed the other day
You: apparently someone is out to get her and her family
You: so anyway while listening to that interesting conversation I got my drink, payed and started to pay
You: I noticed the couple went outside and was just standing there
You: I started to leave and go to my car when I heard the wigger guy yell, “hey come here for a second”
You: this is were it gets interesting
You: I think he was yelling to someone else of course, I’ve never seen ths guy before
You: so I just start walking away
You: but he yells again, this time I look back and he waves me towards him
You: I was like…..wtf……but i decided to see what he wanted
You: so I went over there and the dude says, “hey man, you got a car right?? can you give me and my girl here a ride?”
You: of course I said no
You: I start walking away but the guy is persistent
Stranger: u should say no!
You: he’s like, “come on man”
You: I just igonre him…
You: but I’m getting into my car when he comes from behind me and starts to talk to me more
You: he says, “i’m not stupid you know”
You: “I know who you are”
You: I was confused
You: I told him I’ve never seen him before…
You: He says, “yeah fucking right, you’re Brian, Joey’s brother. I know who you are.”
You: I do not have a brother and my name is definitely not brian
You: I decide these people are not worth my time so I decide to get into my car
You: but the wigger dude trys and punch me! no lie!
You: I dodge his weak as puch and puch him square in the nose/mouth
You: I swear to god… that guys noce EXPLODED with blood
You: I hit that sucker hard
You: he started to run around crying about what I did to him…. he was holding is nose, his hands were full of blood
You: then I realized what his gf was doing…..she was on her phone, calling the cops
You: I got kinda nervous
You: I looked down and saw loose teeth on the ground….omg
You: I decided to leave, this was too much
You: I went back to my house, I decided not to go see my gf
You: when I got home my mom was there
You: she could see something was wrong….so she asked what was wrong..
You: so I told her…
You: she got kinda upset, she was confused on why I left the scene, she said it was self defense. I shouldn’t have anything to worry about
You: she also said this…
You: you’re moving with auntie and uncle in bel-air!!
You: I whistled for a cab
You: and when it come near
You: the license plates said fresh and there was dice in the mirror
You: if anything
You: I’d say this cab was rare
You: But I thought forget it
You: Yo homes to Bel-Air!!!!!!
You: I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8
You: and yelled to the cabbie
You: “yo homes, smell ya later”
You: I looked at my kingdom
You: I was finally there
You: to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
Stranger: thanks for sharing
You: you like it?
You: cool, so how was your day?
Stranger: nothing special
You: well you could just make up an outragous story and call it your day
You: are you chinese?
Stranger: how do u know
You: case closed
You have disconnected.
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Sincerely, Yo Mama
Sincerely, Yo Mama
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